Today I'd like to share a collection of funny quotes.
Because of the simple power of taking a laugh break.
A laugh break is just 5-15 minutes when you watch, read or listen to something that makes you laugh.
- One or a couple of Youtube-videos.
- Half an episode that one sit-com that makes you laugh the most.
- A comic strip on paper on online.
- An episode of a podcast or your favorite radio show.
- Or simply hanging out for a while with your funniest co-worker, friend or family member.
But why take a laugh break?
Because it’s – in my experience – one of the most reliable and quick-acting ways to relax, reduce stress and to find a lighter and more optimistic perspective on your day and life.
So in this post I’d like to help out with that and simply share some of the funniest quotes of all time.
I hope you’ll find something here that will help you to have a relaxing and recharging laugh break.
Funny Quotes About Life
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
E. B. White
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.”
“Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”
“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.'”
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.”
“Life begins at…